{"id":2786,"date":"2012-06-10T16:10:54","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T20:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2786"},"modified":"2012-06-10T16:10:54","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T20:10:54","slug":"well-that-was-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2786","title":{"rendered":"Well, that was stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I made it to Urgent Care and it was closer to the scenario I described last night where the trip was useless.<\/p>\n<p>(Note to Self: The doctors working on the Sunday urgent care shifts are NOT the valedictorians from Harvard)<\/p>\n<p>They listened to my heart, did an EKG (they did two actually &#8211; the first test&#8217;s results were a little curious and I was practically doing my &#8220;I TOLD YOU SO&#8221; victory dance when I was interrupted by the results of the second test, which revealed basically that the nurse didn&#8217;t know how to operate the EKG machine the first time)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Note to Blue Cross\/Blue Shield: Maybe Urgent Care was running a buy one get one free sale?)<\/p>\n<p>And gave me the amazing news: I need to relax more. And exercise more. And stop taking Ambien every night (which, HAHAHAHAHA. No. Not happening. Not even if McDreamy from Greys Anatomy suggested it). And see my primary care doctor if I want more testing done. (Basically, the reason I didn&#8217;t see Dr. Hottie is that I didn&#8217;t want to take time off from my high stress job \u00a0for another stupid doctor appointment to determine if the racing heart thing was due to the high stress job or being unmedicated or dehydrated or just plain whiny).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I made it to Urgent Care and it was closer to the scenario I described last night where the trip was useless. (Note to Self: The doctors working on the Sunday urgent care shifts are NOT the valedictorians from Harvard) They listened to my heart, did an EKG (they did two actually &#8211; the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}