{"id":2804,"date":"2012-06-25T22:25:59","date_gmt":"2012-06-26T02:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2804"},"modified":"2012-06-25T22:25:59","modified_gmt":"2012-06-26T02:25:59","slug":"shoes-and-purses-and-perfume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2804","title":{"rendered":"Shoes and Purses and Perfume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(What is, &#8220;Three things that even tubby girls can buy&#8221;, Alex?)<\/p>\n<p>(Or is it, &#8220;What are three things that even tubby girls can buy?&#8221;, Alex)<\/p>\n<p>(Whatever)<\/p>\n<p>(I bought 2 pairs of shoes, 1 bottle of cologne for Gene, and ogled many, many purses on Saturday with Denise)<\/p>\n<p>(It was a great day)<\/p>\n<p>(We went to Cheesecake Factory and ate so much yummy real food we forgot to eat cheesecake)<\/p>\n<p>(Which is really just like us)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(What is, &#8220;Three things that even tubby girls can buy&#8221;, Alex?) (Or is it, &#8220;What are three things that even tubby girls can buy?&#8221;, Alex) (Whatever) (I bought 2 pairs of shoes, 1 bottle of cologne for Gene, and ogled many, many purses on Saturday with Denise) (It was a great day) (We went to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}