{"id":2809,"date":"2012-07-05T19:23:15","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T23:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2809"},"modified":"2012-07-05T19:23:15","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T23:23:15","slug":"laineyds-first-world-problems-july-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2809","title":{"rendered":"LaineyD&#8217;s First World Problems: July edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grumble grumble grumble. It&#8217;s time for some baseless bitching, spoiled whiny brat complaining.<\/p>\n<p>1) I have a Groupon to use for a personal service and have to book via email. I&#8217;m literally ignoring my email account (not GMail, but my grownup email) because emailing about this is just&#8230;ugh.<\/p>\n<p>2) Going on vacation Friday for a few days, headed home by Monday or more likely Sunday. Spending a stupid amount of money for two days, including boarding the dogs for basically a week. I can&#8217;t believe I stopped looking at fun beach vacations for budgetary reasons and ended up with this. Grrr!<\/p>\n<p>3) As I have since I was 12, I want an expensive handbag. All in all, I blame my Grandma A for buying me my first fancy purse, a Liz Claibourne, and teaching me that dreams come true. I made D look in the window at Hermes with me last weekend, which was good and bad. They were closed, which is good, and they are stupidly expensive, which is very bad. I still want an expensive handbag but I&#8217;m going to put it off until I turn 40.<\/p>\n<p>4) Holy Fuck I&#8217;m going to turn 40 in less than 5 years. I keep doing the math and getting to 40, thinking &#8220;That just can&#8217;t be right. Forty is so&#8230;not old, per se but really grown up&#8230;surely I&#8217;m going to turn 30. No, Gene&#8217;s over 40 so oh my God it&#8217;s true.&#8221; I can&#8217;t decide if the fancy purse is worth turning 40, but wait 5 years and watch this space.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grumble grumble grumble. It&#8217;s time for some baseless bitching, spoiled whiny brat complaining. 1) I have a Groupon to use for a personal service and have to book via email. I&#8217;m literally ignoring my email account (not GMail, but my grownup email) because emailing about this is just&#8230;ugh. 2) Going on vacation Friday for a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,20,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}