{"id":2848,"date":"2012-09-15T17:17:32","date_gmt":"2012-09-15T21:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2848"},"modified":"2012-09-15T17:17:32","modified_gmt":"2012-09-15T21:17:32","slug":"whooops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2848","title":{"rendered":"Whooops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I assume we are all familiar with the concept of doing <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2008\/08\/21\/smallbusiness\/sleep_pill_side_effects.fsb\/index.htm\">surprising things after taking Ambien, right<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>(Oh, Ambien, I Love You)<\/p>\n<p>(Love You!)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, so the other day I was washing my hair in the shower, as one does, when it hit me. &#8220;Hmm. I bought something last night. Oops.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, after Ambien O&#8217;Clock (9:00 PM), Gene had gone to bed and I was playing Twilight Canasta and checking my email. Where I had a message from Sephora, offering me a free sample of Prada Candy perfume if I placed an order. So I cruised over to Sephora and apparently I had stuff in my &#8216;cart&#8217; and that was the day to pull the trigger. The purchase was planned-ish, I just hadn&#8217;t ordered yet. (Still a mystery: Why did I put lip gloss in my cart???)<\/p>\n<p>Today, however, I dimly remembered looking at plane tickets to Las Vegas for Thanksgiving* last night, but apparently I didn&#8217;t actually buy anything. Heh. That would have been interesting to explain to Gene&#8230; &#8220;So, Ambien apparently drove me to book a vacation&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In retrospect I would do this if I knew I could get away with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I assume we are all familiar with the concept of doing surprising things after taking Ambien, right? (Oh, Ambien, I Love You) (Love You!) Anyway, so the other day I was washing my hair in the shower, as one does, when it hit me. &#8220;Hmm. I bought something last night. Oops.&#8221; Apparently, after Ambien O&#8217;Clock&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}