{"id":2880,"date":"2012-11-10T20:32:55","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T01:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2880"},"modified":"2012-11-10T20:32:55","modified_gmt":"2012-11-11T01:32:55","slug":"well-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2880","title":{"rendered":"Well then"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wonder if my employer’s dress code allows nose rings. Not, per se, Jane Child-style<\/a> nose-ring connected to earring connected to ankle ring fuckery, but a little one<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And this is the conclusion of tonight’s episode of “Elaine Thinks Thoughts She Has Never Thought Before”<\/p>\n

PS – I’ll probably never do this because OWW, hurts! and various and sundry gross reasons.<\/h6>\n
PSS – Autocorrect tried to change “Fuckery” to “Bakery”…not this time autocorrect!<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wonder if my employer’s dress code allows nose rings. Not, per se, Jane Child-style nose-ring connected to earring connected to ankle ring fuckery, but a little one. And this is the conclusion of tonight’s episode of “Elaine Thinks Thoughts She Has Never Thought Before” PS – I’ll probably never do this because OWW, hurts!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}