{"id":2905,"date":"2012-12-16T13:57:19","date_gmt":"2012-12-16T18:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2905"},"modified":"2012-12-16T13:57:19","modified_gmt":"2012-12-16T18:57:19","slug":"fashion-advice-from-me-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2905","title":{"rendered":"Fashion Advice, from me, to me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Elaine,<\/p>\n<p>You need new clothes. Your black pants are rapidly going kaput and even your trusty stash of $6 Old Navy tshirts is getting a little thin (impressive for shirts that were neigh on to see through to begin with).<\/p>\n<p>That said, the first step in going clothing shopping is NOT buying a tshirt you saw on some random blog that proclaims &#8220;Fuck the Fuckers&#8221;. You can&#8217;t wear it to work. You can&#8217;t wear it to the grocery store. Or the mall. Or the movies. You can wear it to a death metal concert or to bed. And you don&#8217;t go to death metal concerts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Elaine, You need new clothes. Your black pants are rapidly going kaput and even your trusty stash of $6 Old Navy tshirts is getting a little thin (impressive for shirts that were neigh on to see through to begin with). That said, the first step in going clothing shopping is NOT buying a tshirt&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}