{"id":294,"date":"2005-05-15T00:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-15T00:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/05\/15\/mom-i-blame-this-one-on-you\/"},"modified":"2005-05-15T00:24:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-15T00:24:00","slug":"mom-i-blame-this-one-on-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=294","title":{"rendered":"Mom, I blame this one on YOU&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I bought 3 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.naturehills.com\/new\/product\/annualsdetails.aspx?prodid=2150\">fuschia<\/a> plants at Home Depot yesterday. They are now hanging from hooks (!!!) on my front porch. I have pictures that I&#8217;ll post soon. While I was out watering the various plants, I remembered that I wanted to look up the proper care and feeding of fuschia plants. I hopped online and found the Naturehills.com website and found what I should be doing. Daily watering! Ack.<\/p>\n<p>But I also saw a sub-category titled &#8220;Shrubs and Hedges.&#8221; All political jokes aside, I&#8217;ve been looking at our crappy shrubs (builder provided &#8211; azaleas?). They look horrible.<\/p>\n<p>Do you see where this is headed?<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m delusional enough to think I can figure out how to get rid of my crappy old shrubs and plant cool new shrubs. Maybe if the lawn guy gets rid of crappy old shrubs and I buy the cool new ones, he&#8217;d plant them, too? So what do I pick? I found Rose of Sharon, but it looks too high for in front of the house&#8230;.but maybe on the side? But then what in front? I&#8217;d like something with color for the warmer months because the flowers we previously planted don&#8217;t look so hot (poor marigolds&#8230;.poor, doomed marigolds). Maybe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.naturehills.com\/new\/product\/shrubs_productdetails.aspx?proname=Hydrangea+-+Shamrock\">this<\/a>? I want them all to be the same and hopefully not have that awful haphazard look like they do now. I guess that has more to do with care, though?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.naturehills.com\/new\/product\/shrubs_productdetails.aspx?proname=Potentilla+-+Goldfinger\">Or this?<\/a> (I gotta admit, I like the name&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Ugh, I&#8217;m going to bed before I accidentally buy $200 worth of god knows what.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I bought 3 fuschia plants at Home Depot yesterday. They are now hanging from hooks (!!!) on my front porch. I have pictures that I&#8217;ll post soon. While I was out watering the various plants, I remembered that I wanted to look up the proper care and feeding of fuschia plants. I hopped online&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}