1) Why do they even bother to make single stuf Oreo cookies? Who says “Gosh, I couldn’t eat all the frosting in the middle of a Double Stuf Oreo!”<\/p>\n
2) I really worry that someday they’ll rename psoriasis “Kardashian disease.” Is it not bad enough that I have itchy flaky spots on my elbows, knees, HANDS, etc and get the “what the hell is wrong with you?” side-eye from the guy behind the counter at the fast casual Mexican restaurant? If the medical community pulls a Lou Gehrig’s Disease with this…ugh, I have got to figure out a way to become legitimately lifelong famous so I can be the most famous person on Earth with psoriasis. Maybe I’ll luck out and she’ll get the plague sometime instead.<\/p>\n
And in better news…<\/p>\n
1) Best Picture Showcase is coming up on the next two Saturdays! Movie nerd Paradise!<\/p>\n
2) Still going to Indy right before my birthday!<\/p>\n
3) My parents are coming to town in April! YAY!!! So so so excited.<\/p>\n
4) Applied for a promotion at work. Is it possible all of my work dreams could come true?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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