{"id":2970,"date":"2013-03-15T07:31:41","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T11:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2970"},"modified":"2013-03-15T07:31:41","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T11:31:41","slug":"insane-thing-i-said-on-thursday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2970","title":{"rendered":"Insane Thing I Said on Thursday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I believe I have said before that I say at least one crazy ass thing per day at work.<\/p>\n<p>Thursday, the Vatican elected the new Pope. My manager said the new Pope&#8217;s from Argentina. I stood up, waved my arms over my head and said &#8220;I&#8217;M THE NEW POPE-A!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I may or may not have suggested my colleagues kiss my ring.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I was sober.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I COULD have been elected Pope. My alma mater are the Ball State Cardinals&#8230;I was a Cardinal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I believe I have said before that I say at least one crazy ass thing per day at work. Thursday, the Vatican elected the new Pope. My manager said the new Pope&#8217;s from Argentina. I stood up, waved my arms over my head and said &#8220;I&#8217;M THE NEW POPE-A!&#8221; I may or may not&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asian-tour-08","category-baby-dreaming","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-ha","category-i-are-educated","category-indiana","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-mahjobiscrappis","category-mahnewjobiscoolis","category-nerds-ahoy","category-reading-writing-listening-to","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}