{"id":316,"date":"2005-06-06T22:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-06T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/06\/06\/worst-dog-mom-ever\/"},"modified":"2005-06-06T22:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-06T22:35:00","slug":"worst-dog-mom-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=316","title":{"rendered":"Worst Dog Mom EVER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve been feeding the hounds exclusively at dinner time. No breakfast, no lunch. Although she&#8217;s a chunky one, it&#8217;s really not a diet for Betty &#8211; it&#8217;s all because that gives Scooby more of an appetite when it&#8217;s time to eat. Therefore, I didn&#8217;t send any kibble with them to doggie daycare.<\/p>\n<p>Oh! Gollygee. You&#8217;d think I&#8217;d been beating them. &#8220;They were sooo mad at lunch time!&#8221; One girl told me. Another said that Betty gave her the saddest look when she was eating her cheeseburger. Told her that you could give Betty a porterhouse for lunch and she&#8217;d still want your cheeseburger. She&#8217;s all dog, that one.<\/p>\n<p>So, being a guilty dog mother, I bring them home and give them each a beef rib (uncooked, meat on the bone, fat cut off for Scooby, who is apparently on canine Atkins). Then I give them each a can of wet food. EACH.<\/p>\n<p>Then I pack kibble to send with them to daycare tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of dog eating habits, Betty has discovered that she likes banana. Only in little pieces. Scooby won&#8217;t touch it &#8211; I guess &#8216;nanners aren&#8217;t kosher on Atkins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve been feeding the hounds exclusively at dinner time. No breakfast, no lunch. Although she&#8217;s a chunky one, it&#8217;s really not a diet for Betty &#8211; it&#8217;s all because that gives Scooby more of an appetite when it&#8217;s time to eat. Therefore, I didn&#8217;t send any kibble with them to doggie daycare. Oh! Gollygee&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}