{"id":326,"date":"2005-06-11T21:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-11T21:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/06\/11\/get-these-geeks-out-of-my-house\/"},"modified":"2005-06-11T21:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-11T21:17:00","slug":"get-these-geeks-out-of-my-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=326","title":{"rendered":"Get these geeks OUT OF MY HOUSE&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first one arrived 30 minutes early. THAT IS SO MEAN.<\/p>\n<p>In other sad news, my beach envy has now evolved into full out beach rage. Gene&#8217;s going to be in Atlanta the next two weeks (this coming week he&#8217;ll be home in Cheesecake City) but that weekend in the middle, he is free and we could maybe go somewhere for the weekend. But it&#8217;s a lot of driving and expense (hotels, food, dog kennels, etc).<\/p>\n<p>Just to freaking CONFUSE the issue, he also said that we could go see Stevie Nicks and Don Henley Thursday in Atlanta. (I don&#8217;t know why ATL is the hotbed right now &#8211; it just is). Really, REALLY sadly, we can&#8217;t go. Thursday is check cutting day and I can&#8217;t miss that. Unless I quit my job. (MMmmm). Or tell my boss that Gene surprised me with tickets and can I PLEEEEASE have the days off? I think she&#8217;d let me, but she&#8217;d be really petty about it, too and that would make me just PO&#8217;d.<\/p>\n<p>Supposedly, if you visualize the things you want, they will come to you. I&#8217;m going to go practice that. I will visualize (not necessarily in this order): Geeks leaving my house (all but 1 &#8211; Gene stays), laying (lying?) on the beach, quitting my job (mmmm), and going to ATL to see &#8220;Leather and Lace&#8221; performed just like Mother Nature intended. Supposedly, Henley licked Stevie&#8217;s hand onstage at an earlier show (yes, I said LICKED). Something tells me that it won&#8217;t be one of those things that&#8217;s in every show but the thought of it is just. too. funny.<\/p>\n<p>Off to go visualize. If it mostly looks like a fat girl thinking dirty thoughts, that&#8217;s not my problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first one arrived 30 minutes early. THAT IS SO MEAN. In other sad news, my beach envy has now evolved into full out beach rage. Gene&#8217;s going to be in Atlanta the next two weeks (this coming week he&#8217;ll be home in Cheesecake City) but that weekend in the middle, he is free and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,23,3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mahjobiscrappis","category-nerds-ahoy","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-thats-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}