{"id":327,"date":"2005-06-12T09:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-12T09:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/06\/12\/as-further-proof-of-my-terrible-puppy-motherhood\/"},"modified":"2005-06-12T09:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-12T09:27:00","slug":"as-further-proof-of-my-terrible-puppy-motherhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"As further proof of my terrible Puppy Motherhood&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I submit this to you: sometimes, Scooby will paw at me for no discernible reason. I think he wants to play. Sadly, Scooby isn&#8217;t on Sploofus, which is just about as playful as I get at 5:30 after a hard day of not shoving co-workers, so I ignore him (sometimes &#8211; just sometimes) and we play the &#8220;If I don&#8217;t look Scooby in the eye, he&#8217;ll go lay down on the floor and if I keep not looking at him, he&#8217;ll give me perhaps even 5 minutes of relative peace&#8221; game.<\/p>\n<p>There are other variants. Right now, we&#8217;re playing the &#8220;Open the blinds in my office so they&#8217;ll look outside and give me perhaps even 5 minutes of relative peace&#8221; game.<\/p>\n<p>So, grab your cell phone and call the ASS &#8211; Animal Social Services &#8211; on me. I picked Booper up a bit ago and told her that she should call them and sob out her story. &#8220;Wahh! They let me sleep in the big bed! They feed me beef ribs! They send me to play sometimes for days at a time!&#8221;. Ha ha.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday:<br \/>\nTaking Gene&#8217;s buddy and girlfriend to meet the animal rescue lady didn&#8217;t happen. Now she&#8217;s not doing Saturday adoptions the rest of the month. So instead, we went out for sushi lunch (yummm!), bought tickets for a 4 PM showing of Mr &amp; Mrs. Smith and trotted over to the wine bar to get a little tipsy. Now, Gene&#8217;s a big guy so I think his &#8220;little&#8221; tipsy was really just &#8220;little&#8221;. Me, on the other hand&#8230;I told Gene we need to do this more often so I can build up my tolerance for booze again. Getting &#8220;Whheeeeee!!!&#8221; tipsy on one frigging glass of wine is just embarassing. Sadly, my buzz was gone by the time the movie started, but the opening shots of the movie were a little shaky so that was unsettling. I really enjoyed the movie &#8211; the whole &#8220;Brangelina&#8221; thing (NOT MY NICKNAME &#8211; I read it) didn&#8217;t bother me at all. Frankly, I think they have really good chemistry and, if the rumors are true, I hope they have many months of happiness.<\/p>\n<p>OTOH, I do not believe for 15 seconds that Tom Cruise is dating the Dawsons Creek chick. Come ON.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I submit this to you: sometimes, Scooby will paw at me for no discernible reason. I think he wants to play. Sadly, Scooby isn&#8217;t on Sploofus, which is just about as playful as I get at 5:30 after a hard day of not shoving co-workers, so I ignore him (sometimes &#8211; just sometimes) and we&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-thats-entertainment","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}