{"id":35,"date":"2004-09-22T18:23:42","date_gmt":"2004-09-22T18:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2004\/09\/22\/dumb-joke\/"},"modified":"2004-09-22T18:23:42","modified_gmt":"2004-09-22T18:23:42","slug":"dumb-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"dumb joke…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Before I go to Subway, here is a stupid joke. (I think my two faithful readers have heard me tell it 1,000 times, but what’s once more anyway?). Today is hump day, although most people get it on the weekends.<\/p>\n

Ba-dum-dum.<\/p>\n

I love that joke. I think it every Wednesday but unfortunately it’s unseemly for the HR girl to say “most people get it on the weekends.” Probably bad enough I used the word “shitty” on the phone today.<\/p>\n

I also like “Two guys walk into a bar. Ouch.”<\/p>\n

That is my FAVORITE joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Before I go to Subway, here is a stupid joke. (I think my two faithful readers have heard me tell it 1,000 times, but what’s once more anyway?). Today is hump day, although most people get it on the weekends. Ba-dum-dum. I love that joke. I think it every Wednesday but unfortunately it’s unseemly for…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}