{"id":355,"date":"2005-07-17T10:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-17T10:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/07\/17\/a-good-thing-to-know\/"},"modified":"2005-07-17T10:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-17T10:27:00","slug":"a-good-thing-to-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"A Good Thing to Know&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sooner or later your beagle will knock over your laptop. There won&#8217;t be any damage as long as you leave the top down whenever you&#8217;re not actively working at said laptop.<\/p>\n<p>The trick is to make sure that the beagle does this AFTER you get into, for example, a car accident. That way, beagle schnanigans won&#8217;t look so bad. In comparison.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I have new theories re: the future of the United States and my husband&#8217;s employment. AND there&#8217;s still the post on why Atlas Shrugged is no better a novel than, for example, a Danielle Steel book. Ha. So, put on some coffee because you should prepare to be bored.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sooner or later your beagle will knock over your laptop. There won&#8217;t be any damage as long as you leave the top down whenever you&#8217;re not actively working at said laptop. The trick is to make sure that the beagle does this AFTER you get into, for example, a car accident. That way, beagle schnanigans&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}