Full name: Elaine Maidenname Lastname
\nNickname(s): Lainey, E, Hooch, the Princess
\nBirthday: 3\/22\/77 – a full ten years older than the person I stole this from. Oh, shoot me now.
\nBirthplace: Indianapolis, IN
\nZodiac sign: Aries
\nHeight: 5 feet 5 inches
\nHair color: naturally brown, often with awesome highlights
\nEye color: green
\nShoe size: 7.5
\nRing size: 1 ct. minimum (a joke – but I was serious when I told this to Gene when we were ring shopping! Ugh, if I knew then what I know now about money…oh well)
\nTattoos: no
\nPiercings: typical earrings – one hole in each ear
\nHobbies: slacking, reading, writing, geeking<\/p>\n
FAVORITE…
\nColor: black
\nFood: sushi or cake
\nCandy: Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
\nSandwich: when there is cake to be eaten?
\nFruit: pineapple chunks
\nBerries: cake berries
\nCake: chocolate chocolate chocolate
\nBook: ohcriminey. Atlas Shrugged, Ain’t She Sweet (now, there’s the gamut….or is it?)
\nMovie: Gone w\/ the Wind
\nNewspaper: news…on paper? (pay no attention to the fancy news writing degree…)
\nTV show: South Park
\nRadio station: Errr, radio?
\nFont: Times New Roman
\nCartoon character: Jay Sherman from The Critic
\nArtist: errr, art?
\nActor: Colin Firth, hottie hottie yum yum YUM
\nActress: Marg Helgenberger, Emma Thompson
\nSong: OMG, seriously just one?
\nMusic type: Alternative Rock to Classic Rock
\nDay of the week: Saturday
\nMonth: March…it’s all about ME (and Julie. And my Aunt. And my Dad. And my BIL).
\nSeason: Spring
\nHoliday: Christmas
\nShampoo: Whatever looks good
\nConditioner: Currently Pantene…
\nNumber: 8
\nPhrase: Oh, Jeebus. Or, alternatively, Oh F*** me
\nStore: Target. (Oh, geeeeez, TARGET?)
\nWeather: Clear skies in the mid 70s
\nRestaurant: any restaurant that I don’t do payroll for. Cheesecake Factory or Melting Pot. Mmm.
\nChannel: Comedy Central
\nWeekend activity: Reading on the patio, supposedly while watching the dogs
\nHangout: Patio swing
\nSport to watch: Sports?
\nAnimal: dog
\nFlower: Stargazers
\nGuy’s name: There are too many awesome names
\nGirl’s name: Still love Dagny
\nBoard game: Uno. I have an 11 year old at home.
\nParty game: Games at parties? (Parties?)
\nStory from childhood: ugh, too humiliating.
\nBody part: smooth elbows
\nHAVE YOU EVER…Been on a train: yes
\nBeen on a plane: yes
\nBeen in a car accident: yes
\nCaused a car accident: nope
\nRun into a wall: of course!
\nBurned a potato chip: huh?
\nBroken the law: Never been caught.
\nBurned a CD: yeah…data CDs!
\nKissed someone of the opposite sex: yes
\nKissed someone of the same sex: nope
\nFrenched an animal: nope
\nMade out: yes
\nHad cyber sex: well, YEAH…I was an internet party girl, remember? (and I don’t regret any of it, other than letting the Oklahoma Pervert talk me into it…)
\nGotten engaged: once, twice if you count high school boyfriend who proposed when we were 18 and 16
\nHad an online relationship: Yes. Three, by my count
\nBeen rejected by a crush: THAT is why they are called crushes!
\nLoved: Definitely
\nMade yourself cry to get out of trouble: I am woman, hear me weep!
\nCried in public: probably
\nCried over a movie: yes and I won’t tell which one
\nFallen asleep in a movie theater: I see a higher # of kids movies than average. Of course I fall asleep.
\nGiven someone a bath: not even the dogs
\nBeen to a boarding school: nope
\nBeen home-schooled: nope
\nLost a valuable item: Personally valuable, yes
\nBungee jumped: no
\nSky dived: no
\nMet the president: no, but my Dad shook President Clinton’s hand at a book store.
\nMet a celebrity: nope
\nGotten a cavity: yes
\nSkipped school: I never missed class in high school, but I made up for it at Ball State
\nPurchased something you know didn’t fit: no
\nClimbed a tree: no
\nSaid I love you and meant it (not to a relative): yes<\/p>\n
PAST or LAST
\nMemory you miss the most: All the fun I had in college
\nSomething you regretted after it was done: nothing I’m admitting
\nSong you heard: Lay Lady Lay
\nThing you bought: Lunch
\nThing you said: don’t remember
\nTime you cried: remarkably, I haven’t cried since the accident
\nMovie seen in a theater: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
\nThing you ate: Grilled cheese
\nNail polish shade: Waitress on toes, nothing on fingers currently (see Patty Wednesday)
\nPerson who complimented you: husband? D?
\nAT THIS MOMENT
\nWhat you are listening to: nothing. The Hulk Hogan reality show is on, though. WTF is that??
\nWhat you are thinking: this thing over yet?
\nWhat you are scared of most: rejection
\nHow many people on your buddy list: I don’t have a Buddy List, but my favorites list of blogs has 9 (including my own)
\nFUTURE
\nOccupation: Dream job is curator at the rock n roll hall of fame
\nKids: Shrug
\nCar: future car?
\nWhat you are doing tomorrow: working, cleaning
\nDO YOU BELIEVE IN
\nHeaven: no
\nHell: have you seen where I work?
\nAngels: what a load of bullshit
\nDevil: have you seen who I work for?
\nGod: No. If it makes you feel any better, I totally believe in evil. I won’t even make a work joke.
\nAliens: totally
\nGhosts: no
\nSpirit (soul): no
\nSoulmates: no
\nReincarnation: no
\nLove at first sight: Dunno, but I saw a boy at BSU before I met Gene and got totally weak in the knees. I didn’t think that was possible!
\nKarma: yes, oooh do I like karma!
\nLove in general: yes
\nLuck: not really
\nYourself: waxes n’ wanes
\nCRUSH
\nWho and when was your first crush: Eric K in grade school
\nWhat is something you don’t understand about the opposite sex: why can’t they find stuff that is UNDER other stuff?
\nOn a scale of 1 to 10, how romantic are you: probably like a 4
\nFirst thing noticed about the opposite sex: eyes
\nWhat do you look for personality wise: someone who is like me
\nThe most romantic thing that ever happened to you: When Gene proposed at the beach
\nIs it right to flirt if you’re taken: it’s not something I’m comfortable with, although I’m not above being a little flirty on the phone with restaurant managers (it gets the job done, sho’ nuff). Hey, don’t hate the game, hate the playa.
\nI can’t believe I just said that. I don’t even know what that means!
\nONE OR THE OTHER
\nCoke\/Pepsi: Pepsi
\nGold\/Silver: Platinum. Duh. (Something else I said to Gene when we were ring shopping…do you see why I’m the princess now?)
\nVanilla\/Chocolate: Chocolate.
\nFlowers\/Candy: Candy
\nBook\/Magazine: Magazine
\nTV\/Radio: TV
\nColored pencils\/markers: colored pencils
\nCoffee\/Tea: tea actually<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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