{"id":360,"date":"2005-07-23T23:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-23T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/07\/23\/from-the-mouths-of-babes\/"},"modified":"2005-07-23T23:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-23T23:36:00","slug":"from-the-mouths-of-babes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=360","title":{"rendered":"from the mouths of babes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Soooo&#8230;the temp who is no longer a temp walks around the office barefoot. :::shudder::: D and I were talking about this the other day when we hit upon the idea of really pissing her off by scattering staples around the department. Well, I didn&#8217;t get the chance to try that, but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>One of the other girls mentioned how easy it is to lose a paperclip but you never find them again. I immediately &#8211; without even thinking about it &#8211; say, &#8220;Yeah, I lost a thumbtack in here the other day. Still haven&#8217;t found it. You girls who go barefoot be careful!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At dinner Thursday I tell Gene and\u00a0the boy\u00a0about this. They think it&#8217;s funny BECAUSE IT IS. I tell them that our next plan is to get the accounting manager (senior accountant?) to stop smacking her gum&#8230;chomp chomp, smack smack, ick ick.<\/p>\n<p>The boy\u00a0pipes up, &#8220;Tell her you lost thumbtacks in six packages of gum and you can&#8217;t find them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What a kid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soooo&#8230;the temp who is no longer a temp walks around the office barefoot. :::shudder::: D and I were talking about this the other day when we hit upon the idea of really pissing her off by scattering staples around the department. Well, I didn&#8217;t get the chance to try that, but&#8230; One of the other&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,21,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ha","category-mahjobiscrappis","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}