{"id":367,"date":"2005-07-31T19:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-31T19:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/07\/31\/im-an-old-woman-now\/"},"modified":"2005-07-31T19:58:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-31T19:58:00","slug":"im-an-old-woman-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=367","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m an old woman now&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boy and I just watched part of an episode of Ren and Stimpy.<\/p>\n<p>Additionally&#8230;so, Scooby is a confirmed liver dog. He doesn&#8217;t like crunchy treats like Milk Bones and he doesn&#8217;t like peanut butter flavored stuff. We bought a box of dog cookies from Three Dog Bakery, but they were peanut butter flavored. He turned his nose at them every time we&#8217;d offer one to him, as if we were offering him, say, broken glass.<\/p>\n<p>But then, we came to The Last Cookie. I handed it to Gene to give to Betty, who would gladly eat the whole box. (She&#8217;s a lot like me). Before Gene could give it to Betty, Scooby grabbed it.<\/p>\n<p>Last frigging cookie and Scooby steals it from her. What a rotten beagle!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boy and I just watched part of an episode of Ren and Stimpy. Additionally&#8230;so, Scooby is a confirmed liver dog. He doesn&#8217;t like crunchy treats like Milk Bones and he doesn&#8217;t like peanut butter flavored stuff. We bought a box of dog cookies from Three Dog Bakery, but they were peanut butter flavored. He&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ha","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}