{"id":369,"date":"2005-08-05T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T15:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/05\/a-few-random-thoughts\/"},"modified":"2005-08-05T15:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-05T15:17:00","slug":"a-few-random-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"A few random thoughts&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) Found a chocolate chip from a Slim Fast bar today. It was at least a few days old. It was in a car where the internal temperature averages around 2 million degrees Kelvin. It was intact. It was delicious. Those Slim Fast people are geniuses. (well, the drinks are icky but the bars are yummy).<br \/>\n2) Anchorman:Frat boys :: Napoleon Dynamite:12 year old boys.<br \/>\n3) Related to point #2, I think the point of Anchorman is to teach a whole new generation of frat boys the words to Afternoon Delight.<br \/>\n4) I&#8217;ve had that Stand Up song by Ludacris stuck in my head all day. Yeah, just like that. Thanks a lot, Gene.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Found a chocolate chip from a Slim Fast bar today. It was at least a few days old. It was in a car where the internal temperature averages around 2 million degrees Kelvin. It was intact. It was delicious. Those Slim Fast people are geniuses. (well, the drinks are icky but the bars are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}