{"id":372,"date":"2005-08-09T22:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T22:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/09\/put-me-in-coach\/"},"modified":"2005-08-09T22:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-09T22:17:00","slug":"put-me-in-coach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Put me in Coach&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take the quiz: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zenhex.com\/quiz.php?id=13251\">&#8220;What type of designer handbag are you?(pictures)&#8221;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/67.15.137.163\/quiz3\/13251\/res3.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Coach<\/strong><br \/>\nYou are Coach. Chic and different is your motto. Being different and stylish is your forte, and everyone loves that! Don&#8217;t forget that being yourself also means not being afraid to follow if need be.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm. Yes, I am a Coach bag. I have two of them, but they&#8217;re not ugly like the one up there. Funny enough, my triumph at Nordies&#8217; impressed neither the dog faced AA or the fashionistas. Oh well. I don&#8217;t do this stuff to impress, anyway. My goal is to get my wardrobe up above humiliation level, which I think I have. Finally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take the quiz: &#8220;What type of designer handbag are you?(pictures)&#8221; Coach You are Coach. Chic and different is your motto. Being different and stylish is your forte, and everyone loves that! Don&#8217;t forget that being yourself also means not being afraid to follow if need be. Hmm. Yes, I am a Coach bag. I have&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}