{"id":379,"date":"2005-08-16T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-16T18:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/16\/or-maybe\/"},"modified":"2005-08-16T18:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-16T18:06:00","slug":"or-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=379","title":{"rendered":"Or, maybe&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I&#8217;d like 250,000 dollars and the chance to fix all of my husband&#8217;s problems. Yeah, that&#8217;s the ticket.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I think we may be adopting dog #3. Yes, really. It&#8217;s the dog of a friend of a friend. The FOAF is having a baby later this year and doesn&#8217;t have time for both dogs. Gene and I are going to meet the dog this week and introduce him to Scooby and Betty.<\/p>\n<p>So, no promises yet, but I may be 1 dog closer to becoming the crazy dog lady your kids are afraid of at Halloween.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I&#8217;d like 250,000 dollars and the chance to fix all of my husband&#8217;s problems. Yeah, that&#8217;s the ticket. In other news, I think we may be adopting dog #3. Yes, really. It&#8217;s the dog of a friend of a friend. The FOAF is having a baby later this year and doesn&#8217;t have time for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}