{"id":381,"date":"2005-08-20T08:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-20T08:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/20\/krazy-kontrol-freak\/"},"modified":"2005-08-20T08:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-20T08:10:00","slug":"krazy-kontrol-freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=381","title":{"rendered":"Krazy Kontrol Freak&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I figured it out. I want this dog because I know that we&#8217;ll take good care of the dog and maybe someone else wouldn&#8217;t. I want ALL the dogs because I know that we&#8217;ll take good care of ALL the dogs and maybe someone else wouldn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>See? I&#8217;m turning into a crazy dog lady. OTOH, I saw a stray kitty outside McDonald&#8217;s the other night (Gene wanted a Big n Tasty for his BIRTHDAY DINNER) and wanted that, too.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, gotta take Booper to the vet, so maybe more later. We meet Leo at 11.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I figured it out. I want this dog because I know that we&#8217;ll take good care of the dog and maybe someone else wouldn&#8217;t. I want ALL the dogs because I know that we&#8217;ll take good care of ALL the dogs and maybe someone else wouldn&#8217;t. See? I&#8217;m turning into a crazy dog lady. OTOH,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}