{"id":398,"date":"2005-09-14T19:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/14\/is-it-bedtime-yet-2\/"},"modified":"2005-09-14T19:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T19:27:00","slug":"is-it-bedtime-yet-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"Is it bedtime yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Because I am very, very tired. For reasons unbeknowst to me, I woke up at 4 AM with the name of my college therapist on my mind. I’d been trying to remember her name so I could Google her and…sonofagun, 4 AM was when it finally popped out. I’m relieved I was awake for it. Couldn’t find her on Google (could it be her married last name, which had exactly 1 vowel? Maybe!) so I hung out on the internet instead. I hit the message boards at eaglesfans and then at 5:30 (30 minutes before the alarm) I hit the sheets again. Ugh. And Monday night I stayed up until 12 or 12:30 hanging out on the internet. I am so freaking tired. If I had any vacation left, I’d have called into work. No guarantees yet that I won’t.<\/p>\n

And, today’s baby related post: ACK!<\/a>. (Well, now I have to have a kid…if Britney can, I can!)<\/p>\n

Had a confrontation with our IT Director (who is in town for a few meetings this week. If he hasn’t already, blessedly, left, it won’t be much longer). All of my log-ins to our POS (that’s piece of shit, not point of sale) software have been deleted, so now I must log in as sysadmin if I want to do any work. My log-ins worked…if I didn’t want to cut paychecks!…and now that I’m between payrolls, I have no more checks to cut and my log-ins are fine for mundane stuff, such as reports. Oooh! And one of my favorite reports is fucked…all…the…way…up, thanks to NO ONE (that is as in, No One Has Messed with Your Reports, Elaine!), and it’s just getting ridiculous. Our dipshit IT Director kept saying, but you don’t need it now, right? And I kept saying, I COULD GET A CALL RIGHT NOW ASKING FOR YOUR WAGES AND I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HELP THEM.<\/p>\n

Wow, I feel better now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Because I am very, very tired. For reasons unbeknowst to me, I woke up at 4 AM with the name of my college therapist on my mind. I’d been trying to remember her name so I could Google her and…sonofagun, 4 AM was when it finally popped out. I’m relieved I was awake for it….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,15,21,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-mahjobiscrappis","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}