{"id":401,"date":"2005-09-18T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-18T09:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/18\/the-aristocrats\/"},"modified":"2005-09-18T09:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-18T09:52:00","slug":"the-aristocrats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=401","title":{"rendered":"the Aristocrats!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cheesecake City finally got a print of the Aristocrats. It was showing on the pretty people 2 screen (how quaint and…pretty!) theater down in the pretty people neighborhood that we could live in, if only I had an MBA, a husband who played for the NBA, and a trust fund with an IRA. Jeeebus these are some sweet houses…<\/p>\n

Oh, the movie! Ummm, let’s see…it’s about the dirtiest joke ever told. The joke is kind of an improv thing that everyone who tells it, tells it differently. Here<\/a> is the official site for the movie. If you haven’t seen it already, and want to know more, keep reading. Otherwise, just skip it.<\/p>\n

Lotta talk of poop, puke, urine, freaky sex manuevers that if I really listed them I’d get some totally effed up hits from Yahoo or something. I thought I’d heard everything back in my internet ‘ho days, but there was something missing. Andy Dick has filled in the missing pieces for me. I now know what a dirty sanchez and rusty trombone are. Here’s the problem-I cannot find the words to accurately tell you what they are. And a web search came up with nada (except a designer named rusty sanchez). So, let’s just leave it at this: when Gene came to bed last night, I told him calmly that if he ever did an R.S. that I would immediately go find a lawyer and take the house, dogs and furniture. And his car. That is, Gene’s house, dogs, furniture and car.<\/p>\n

On the way to a late lunch\/early dinner, we drove through the dodgy neighborhoods not far away from the cool neighborhoods. I was getting tense, hungry and I had a freaking headache. I was getting sooooo angry because I wanted to stop at a nice, clean restaurant and have a soda and an Aleve. And just when I thought I might completely lose it, Gene said it…<\/p>\n

Anyway, the dogs are looking at me and I think they’ve been getting scatalogical so it’s time to motor on…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cheesecake City finally got a print of the Aristocrats. It was showing on the pretty people 2 screen (how quaint and…pretty!) theater down in the pretty people neighborhood that we could live in, if only I had an MBA, a husband who played for the NBA, and a trust fund with an IRA. Jeeebus these…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-sweet-things-my-husband-has-done","category-thats-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}