{"id":403,"date":"2005-09-19T19:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/19\/ahhhhhhh\/"},"modified":"2005-09-19T19:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T19:22:00","slug":"ahhhhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"Ahhhhhhh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just removed 2 blogs from my Faves list. I feel so much better. Something that would make that 100 things about Elaine list if I ever finished one would be that I love to be in control of minutiae. How many blogs in my Favorite Places. How many months between each of the EIGHT CHILDREN fathered by one of my employer&#8217;s employees. The order of the songs on Fleetwood Mac&#8217;s 1988 CD Greatest Hits (RhiannonDon&#8217;tStopGoYourOwnWayHoldMeEverywhereGypsyYouMakeLovingFunAsLongAsYouFollow<br \/>\n::::inhale::::DreamsSayYouLoveMeTuskLittleLiesSaraBigLoveOverMyHeadNoQuestionsAsked)*.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, so&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I admit it. I was able to list all 16 songs in order, except I had 2 of the last few songs out of order. Once you get past Say You Love Me, it&#8217;s totally dicey.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s not important so I thrive on it. Clean the house? Are you crazy? Fold laundry? Why? Locate any of my shoes? Who cares?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just removed 2 blogs from my Faves list. I feel so much better. Something that would make that 100 things about Elaine list if I ever finished one would be that I love to be in control of minutiae. How many blogs in my Favorite Places. How many months between each of the EIGHT&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,15,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}