The duvet is on the bed and it is beautiful. Only downside is that I didn’t realize that when I ordered the matching shams that you had to buy each sham separately. So now I only have 1 sham. There’s always Christmas.<\/p>\n
Happy First Birthday to my Blog (about a week ago).<\/p>\n
I think I have a job interview Tuesday morning. But here’s the problem with this: I do not want to go to my job interview. I don’t want to think up a lie to tell my boss (oh, I have to go to the doctor for some tests, la dee dahh). I don’t want to have to wear my stupid too small interview suit. I do not want to have to pour my gigantic ass into a pair of pantyhose. I do not want to havce to make a terrifying drive into downtown Cheesecake City to find out that I’m really not a good match for this job, either, leaving me annoyed, wearing tight clothing and late for work. I emailed the recruiter for some more information (all I know is the name of the company, where they are located, how much they will pay and that it’s a payroll job). I don’t know if it’s a system that I’m familiar with, I don’t know who I’d report to. I don’t know what I want.<\/p>\n
(Well, that’s a damn lie…I slept today until after 9 AM and I definitely want that!).<\/p>\n
On the bright side, I get paid tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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