{"id":410,"date":"2005-10-09T09:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-09T09:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/10\/09\/the-mil-effect\/"},"modified":"2005-10-09T09:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-09T09:27:00","slug":"the-mil-effect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=410","title":{"rendered":"The MIL effect…"},"content":{"rendered":"

My MIL was in town for approximately 9 days. We cooked a lot of meals while she was here. Meatloaf, beef stew, coney dogs (yeah! she got to try just about every meal I can make…and she made the stew, so don’t get excited). Anyway, so she leaves and the MIL effect is still in the house…(unfortunately, I couldn’t bring myself to ask her to clean my house, which would have been humiliating but really, really helpful…)<\/p>\n

I cooked again. I made pork tenderloin in a bag. And no one died. Seriously! NO ONE. And yesterday (STOP LAUGHING, D!) I actually bothered to put together lunch. Beef corn dogs (very, very good) and microwavable french fries <\/a>that were seriously the same as McDonalds. Seriously.<\/p>\n

So, I guess my point is, the MIL effect must be going. The stretch between pork tenderloin and corn dogs is a bit much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My MIL was in town for approximately 9 days. We cooked a lot of meals while she was here. Meatloaf, beef stew, coney dogs (yeah! she got to try just about every meal I can make…and she made the stew, so don’t get excited). Anyway, so she leaves and the MIL effect is still in…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}