{"id":418,"date":"2005-10-15T20:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-15T20:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/10\/15\/angela-come-home\/"},"modified":"2005-10-15T20:47:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-15T20:47:00","slug":"angela-come-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":"Angela, Come Home!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yuck, mopped the kitchen floor for the first time in a week or two today. (Thank you, puppies, for tracking new mud in within a few hours). So, how are you supposed to keep your mop hair free? I typically vacuum my kitchen floor (<a href=\"http:\/\/finslippy.typepad.com\/finslippy\/2005\/08\/blogher_blogme.html\">Dyson changed my life, y&#8217;all<\/a>) before mopping and I still end up with approximately 1,000 dog hairs sticking awkwardly out of the mop. I think I may take the loser way out and just buy cheapo sponge mops at the dollar store or somesuch cheapo mop store. That way, if I end up with a Hazmat ready mop after one or two uses, what am I out? It was especially bad today because I was too lazy to vaccum first and just went ahead and mopped. (But hey &#8211; did you miss the part about back pain? Why risk that again?).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yuck, mopped the kitchen floor for the first time in a week or two today. (Thank you, puppies, for tracking new mud in within a few hours). So, how are you supposed to keep your mop hair free? I typically vacuum my kitchen floor (Dyson changed my life, y&#8217;all) before mopping and I still end&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}