{"id":4226,"date":"2013-07-08T01:06:06","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T01:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=4226"},"modified":"2013-07-08T01:06:06","modified_gmt":"2013-07-08T01:06:06","slug":"happy-codependence-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=4226","title":{"rendered":"Happy Codependence Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I had Thursday off and I took Friday off so I could have one of those groovy 4 day weekends. (In retrospect, THIS \u00a0is the weekend I should have gone to Indy). And as my reward, the longest. fucking. 4 day. weekend. in. history. YAY. I want a refund on my 8 hours of vacation please.<\/p>\n<p>Last Sunday I was vacuuming and injured my back. Went to the chiropractor on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Mostly feeling better, although Monday was a huge struggle (guess who screamed like a horror movie victim at the chiropractor?) and in retrospect I should not have gone to work. But of course I did, as I am lousy at taking sick time when I&#8217;m sick (I&#8217;d taken the previous Monday off because I thought I was getting sick&#8230;little did I know!).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;d like to go to work please (assuming that the beach is not an option&#8230;given a choice I&#8217;d rather be on a chaise reading and\/or looking at a body of water such as an ocean, a pool or a swamp).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I had Thursday off and I took Friday off so I could have one of those groovy 4 day weekends. (In retrospect, THIS \u00a0is the weekend I should have gone to Indy). And as my reward, the longest. fucking. 4 day. weekend. in. history. YAY. I want a refund on my 8 hours of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4227,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4226\/revisions\/4227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}