{"id":450,"date":"2005-12-01T17:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T17:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/01\/something-i-like\/"},"modified":"2005-12-01T17:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-01T17:01:00","slug":"something-i-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=450","title":{"rendered":"Something I like&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s easier to log-into the Social Security Administration&#8217;s website to check a SOCIAL SECURITY # than it is to log-into the Cheesecake City Public Library&#8217;s website to see if my copy of a trashy novel is waiting for me.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>The novel is waiting for me, but I&#8217;m sick and home (speaking of novel, try driving home before sunset for the first time in a month) so maybe I can get Gene to pick it up for me. When it was his turn to be sick I called Blockbuster Video and had them reserve a copy of House of 1,000 Corpses and I picked it up after working a long, hard day.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hungry and I don&#8217;t know what I want. I&#8217;m looking forward to making Gene do my bidding, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s easier to log-into the Social Security Administration&#8217;s website to check a SOCIAL SECURITY # than it is to log-into the Cheesecake City Public Library&#8217;s website to see if my copy of a trashy novel is waiting for me. Seriously. The novel is waiting for me, but I&#8217;m sick and home (speaking of novel, try&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ha","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}