{"id":460,"date":"2005-12-11T12:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-11T12:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/11\/oh-crap\/"},"modified":"2005-12-11T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-11T12:48:00","slug":"oh-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=460","title":{"rendered":"oh, crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MIL comes for a visit Thursday, 12\/15. That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m going to come home to, after a long day of cutting paychecks: My MIL. She leaves 12\/21. I am so glad I just cleaned the bathrooms, but now I have to do something about the boy&#8217;s area. He&#8217;ll be here this weekend, but it&#8217;s too late.<\/p>\n<p>oh, crap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MIL comes for a visit Thursday, 12\/15. That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m going to come home to, after a long day of cutting paychecks: My MIL. She leaves 12\/21. I am so glad I just cleaned the bathrooms, but now I have to do something about the boy&#8217;s area. He&#8217;ll be here this weekend, but it&#8217;s too&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}