{"id":462,"date":"2005-12-15T20:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-15T20:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/15\/the-worst-mommy\/"},"modified":"2005-12-15T20:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-15T20:39:00","slug":"the-worst-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=462","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Mommy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gene just left to go to the airport to pick up MIL (her earlier flight was cancelled, so I think the poor thing has probably spent the day at the airport), and I celebrated by locking the dogs in their kennels so I could blog a moment. Hey, I gave them each a Pupperoni!<\/p>\n<p>As an aside, I think part of the reason our dogs are part of the family is that they have such human characteristics. Greed, excitement, jealousy (especially jealousy).<\/p>\n<p>I should be cooking dinner now but I am not. I will in a few minutes. Right now, the banana bread (yes, BANANA bread&#8230;) is in the oven and I&#8217;m not sure if I want to bake the pork tenderloin (yes, again, yes it&#8217;s the only thing I can half competently cook) while the bread is still in there. I mean, what if the pork comes out all banana-y or worse yet, the bread comes out porky?<\/p>\n<p>MIL is in town through the 21st.\u00a0The boy\u00a0arrives tomorrow, assuming the weather holds. Tomorrow, I work. Hopefully we&#8217;ll have another weather delay because those ROCK. Dinner tomorrow is risotto. Mmmm, risotto. Saturday, I&#8217;m not sure what the plans are since I&#8217;m not sure if\u00a0the boy\u00a0will make it (if it&#8217;s bad here it&#8217;s awful there). I&#8217;d like to do something yummy such as fish but I just don&#8217;t know. Sunday, maybe something in the crock pot.<\/p>\n<p>Until then&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gene just left to go to the airport to pick up MIL (her earlier flight was cancelled, so I think the poor thing has probably spent the day at the airport), and I celebrated by locking the dogs in their kennels so I could blog a moment. Hey, I gave them each a Pupperoni! As&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3,8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-family","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}