{"id":473,"date":"2005-12-30T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-30T18:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/30\/oh-and\/"},"modified":"2005-12-30T18:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-30T18:25:00","slug":"oh-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=473","title":{"rendered":"oh, and…"},"content":{"rendered":"

stupidasscoughhasn’tgoneawaycoughcoughcough.<\/p>\n

BTW, the staff at Morton’s* Steakhouse looks at you funny if you bird-flu cough all the way through a meal. Just sayin’.<\/p>\n

* Technically, we ate last night at “Moron’s” because the “T” was out on the sign. Of all the letters to let burn out, you think the “T” would be the last one they’d let go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

stupidasscoughhasn’tgoneawaycoughcoughcough. BTW, the staff at Morton’s* Steakhouse looks at you funny if you bird-flu cough all the way through a meal. Just sayin’. * Technically, we ate last night at “Moron’s” because the “T” was out on the sign. Of all the letters to let burn out, you think the “T” would be the last…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,19,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ha","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}