This morning I had a dream I was auditioning for American Idol and I forgot the words and titles of every song I know. I don’t know what’s worse, the auditioning for AI part or the forgetting the words part. I don’t even watch the show and have a dislike that reaches violent by the end of each season. (If we’re all so damned critical of musicians here lately, then please explain the Simpson girls careers?)<\/p>\n
Speaking of, my car is in the shop. Wahhhh. They gave me a loaner car, which is a Nissan Altima. I am so glad I didn’t cheap out and buy one. The Murano is a freaking Porsche compared to this hunk of shit. My car’s problem is that it doesn’t always start. I took it in today for an oil change and an annual inspection and they FINALLY couldn’t get it to start. It’s been there twice for this problem and they think we’re crackwhores (dirty ones?) because they couldn’t replicate it. Wahoo! So, they’re working on it. The car is still covered by the bumper to bumper warranty so really the timing is good. I don’t know when I’ll get my car back. It’s after 4 now so I guess things are looking a little dim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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