{"id":494,"date":"2006-02-13T19:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/02\/13\/awesome-o\/"},"modified":"2006-02-13T19:28:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T19:28:00","slug":"awesome-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"Awesome-O!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, Gene had the car today so he could go to the closing of our re-fi. (Yes, we finally ditched our awful interest only mortgage). He picked me up from work and we drove down the highway but exited 3 miles before our exit. Hmmm. We drive around a neighborhood for no aparent reason. This is not something we do.<\/p>\n<p>Then I notice panting coming from the back of the car, where the dogs&#8217; travel kennel is. &#8220;Why are the dogs with us?&#8221; I demand.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The dogs are at home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, then, why do I hear panting???&#8221; Now I&#8217;m getting nervous.<\/p>\n<p>Well, as it turns out, we have a temporary new dog. Gene was at the bank when a stray dog came up to him and immediately made it clear that he wanted to come hang out with the fam. So, he&#8217;s here for a little while. Actually, we theorize it&#8217;s a she. And we&#8217;ve named her Awesome-O, like the South Park robot. And I really think she&#8217;s just temporarily here. She&#8217;s a golden retriever, elderly, and has a rabies tag dating from 2003, from our vet&#8217;s office. I left them a voice message when we got home in case they knew this dog. Maybe it&#8217;s microchipped? She&#8217;s a friendly dog, knows the sit command and didn&#8217;t seem excessively hungry. (Or perhaps she doesn&#8217;t like our dog food, or maybe she doesn&#8217;t prefer dry food).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ll report back on how this is going to turn out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Gene had the car today so he could go to the closing of our re-fi. (Yes, we finally ditched our awful interest only mortgage). He picked me up from work and we drove down the highway but exited 3 miles before our exit. Hmmm. We drive around a neighborhood for no aparent reason. This&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}