{"id":496,"date":"2006-02-17T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-17T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/02\/17\/askeered\/"},"modified":"2006-02-17T22:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-17T22:10:00","slug":"askeered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"A&#8217;skeered&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is my long awaited session at Dream Dinners down in Cheesecake City. But now I&#8217;m skeeered. What if all the other girls know each other and I&#8217;m the only one in normal clothes who isn&#8217;t wearing makeup or a 4 carat rock? Accccck. What the hell was I thinking?? I can just see me pulling the Murano into a parking lot full of $80k Merecedes minivans and Porsche Cayennes and finding a room full of housewives wearing J. Lo sweat suits.<\/p>\n<p>It feels like the first day of school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is my long awaited session at Dream Dinners down in Cheesecake City. But now I&#8217;m skeeered. What if all the other girls know each other and I&#8217;m the only one in normal clothes who isn&#8217;t wearing makeup or a 4 carat rock? Accccck. What the hell was I thinking?? I can just see me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}