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Tonight’s Menu: Dream Dinners Chicken Something. It’s all thawed out, it’s ready to rock. I take it out of the fridge and read the sticker. “Pour liquid off chicken, put chicken in marinade bag for 2 hours or overnight.”<\/p>\n

Oh, crap.<\/p>\n

So, I guess tonight’s the night to eat out. Wheee!! I offered to punt with tomorrow’s recipe, Red Curry Chicken Stir Fry, but, it’s already 8 o’clock and the husband is hungry. I don’t see why, really. He had the car today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tonight’s Menu: Dream Dinners Chicken Something. It’s all thawed out, it’s ready to rock. I take it out of the fridge and read the sticker. “Pour liquid off chicken, put chicken in marinade bag for 2 hours or overnight.” Oh, crap. So, I guess tonight’s the night to eat out. Wheee!! I offered to punt…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}