{"id":515,"date":"2006-03-11T09:21:35","date_gmt":"2006-03-11T09:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/03\/11\/so-the-birthday-thing\/"},"modified":"2006-03-11T09:21:35","modified_gmt":"2006-03-11T09:21:35","slug":"so-the-birthday-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=515","title":{"rendered":"So, the birthday thing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to be honest with you all, party people. My birthday is coming up in 11 days and I don&#8217;t really know what I&#8217;d like. Gene keeps asking but I don&#8217;t have anything to tell him. I&#8217;d like a surprise from him but I can&#8217;t think what. I lose, break or don&#8217;t wear jewelry. Flowers die. Hmm, maybe I&#8217;d like for him to have some flowers delivered to my office. He used to do that a lot. Maybe another box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams.<\/p>\n<p>The things I&#8217;d like aren&#8217;t really that easy &#8211; I&#8217;d like to replace our mattress and box springs w\/ a king sized set (2 larger than average adults plus two beagles is a hard fit on a queen sized bed), but if we get a new mattress then we have to get a new headboard\/footboard. And that&#8217;s not in the cards for a ton of reasons (the company that made my furniture has apparently discontinued my set, plus, it&#8217;s a tight fit in our bedroom furniture wise. We could do it, though, if we got our closet re-done, got rid of the bedroom suite altogether, hung the TV from the ceiling&#8230;wow, my head is spinning!).<\/p>\n<p>The deal is, I&#8217;m seriously a lucky woman. I bitch (A LOT) but I also know I have good fortune. There aren&#8217;t too many things I can point to and say &#8220;I want a new one.&#8221; I&#8217;d like one of those flat surfaces for drying sweaters, but then again, it&#8217;s March so we&#8217;re almost to the nice weather again (high of mid 70s this weekend, I think) so I won&#8217;t wear sweaters much longer. I&#8217;d like some more reading material but I don&#8217;t seem to have the time to really read lately.<\/p>\n<p>So, how about just a card? And not of the gift variety, I promise. Anyway, it&#8217;s 4:20 am, so it&#8217;s time to go to bed. (or, if you&#8217;re a pot head, which I am not, it&#8217;s the international time to smoke).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to be honest with you all, party people. My birthday is coming up in 11 days and I don&#8217;t really know what I&#8217;d like. Gene keeps asking but I don&#8217;t have anything to tell him. I&#8217;d like a surprise from him but I can&#8217;t think what. I lose, break or don&#8217;t wear jewelry&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}