{"id":518,"date":"2006-03-13T03:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-13T03:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/03\/13\/on-a-toast-eating-jag\/"},"modified":"2006-03-13T03:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-13T03:10:00","slug":"on-a-toast-eating-jag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"On a toast eating jag&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gene has been under the weather the last few days (I think he ate something that has disagreed with him and it&#8217;s just working its way through) so I skipped making dinner (Pepperoni Calzone). I finally talked him into eating some toast. For various reasons, I ended up eating the first round of toast. Mmm. He ate the second round and I just inhaled the third round. Mmm.<\/p>\n<p>My little brother is getting married next month. He and his intended registered for a toaster at Bed Bath &amp; Beyond or somewhere. My theory on toasters is the same on my theory on blenders: buy cheap because even the nice ones don&#8217;t last long. I now have an addendum: and for the love of heaven, don&#8217;t bother with a 2 slice model (of toaster)! Those two pieces did not last long and now I have to get up again. Harrumph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gene has been under the weather the last few days (I think he ate something that has disagreed with him and it&#8217;s just working its way through) so I skipped making dinner (Pepperoni Calzone). I finally talked him into eating some toast. For various reasons, I ended up eating the first round of toast. Mmm&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,19,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}