{"id":521,"date":"2006-03-17T03:47:43","date_gmt":"2006-03-17T03:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/03\/17\/hmm-obsess-much\/"},"modified":"2006-03-17T03:47:43","modified_gmt":"2006-03-17T03:47:43","slug":"hmm-obsess-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=521","title":{"rendered":"Hmm, obsess much?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I do, thanks. So I joined the Grocery Game a month or two ago (I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s boning up my grocery savings or not. Being a rebel, I keep saying things like &#8220;But I don&#8217;t need 12 cans of tuna fish!&#8221;) and I love their message boards. There was a thread there recently about which companies will send you coupons if you send in a compliment or complaint.<\/p>\n<p>And of course, you know me. An hour later I&#8217;d visited at least six different company websites to share my experiences with their products. I slammed a certain fast food restaurant for forgetting the sauce for my nuggets and an entire order of waffle fries (bastards). I wrote to Ore-Ida to tell them that Easy Fries were their best idea yet (and they are &#8211; in 4 minutes you have restaurant quality fries from your microwave. No salt needed, even) and to Heinz ketchup to let them know how much I love their upside down bottles of ketchup. Perfect every time. And I wrote to the company that manufacturers our fancy-dancy organic milk (not my idea, folks) to let them know that I buy their product every week and by chance, do you have coupons?<\/p>\n<p>Fancy dancy organic milk people responded that yes, they have coupons and will send me some, although they usually save them for people with complaints. (But, but&#8230;they won&#8217;t buy your products ever again whereas I will keep buying, I promise!)<\/p>\n<p>So, here&#8217;s the endgame to my lunacy:<\/p>\n<p>2 customer care cards to the fast food joint (I have no clue what a customer care card is) as well as a nice canned email from the company and a personal email from the restaurant manager<\/p>\n<p>Ketchup coupons<\/p>\n<p>Ore-Ida coupons (ooh, I hope they&#8217;re the good ones!!)<\/p>\n<p>Milk coupons (I would do anything to make that stuff cheaper!)<\/p>\n<p>Bupkis from the Mac n&#8217; Cheese people, other than to let me know the recipe is printed wrong. oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and, supposedly somewhere around 20 coupons for free Coca-Cola. Yeah. Don&#8217;t be surprised if I just start giving them to all of you. (Turns out, I don&#8217;t drink Coke as a rule and the coupons aren&#8217;t good for Cherry Coke or Fresca, the two Coca Cola products I use if I had to). The promotion is over and I don&#8217;t know if the whole thing was real or just a dream, but I&#8217;ll report back later while I make 425 Coca Cola Cakes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I do, thanks. So I joined the Grocery Game a month or two ago (I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s boning up my grocery savings or not. Being a rebel, I keep saying things like &#8220;But I don&#8217;t need 12 cans of tuna fish!&#8221;) and I love their message boards. There was a thread there&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}