is the time when everyone leaves me the fuck alone. The boys are at a doubleheader movie. Blanche continues to stay in good health – we went to lunch with Blanche, SIL and nephew (and what is expected to be Nephew #2, In utero).<\/p>\n
And now I’m all by myself. OMG. In a hotel room. With VH-1 Classic in the room. And\u00a0a Wild Cherry Pepsi in the fridge. And a 1 pound box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams nearby. I’m still an atheist, but this is pretty darned heavenly.<\/p>\n
Speaking of fucking and darned, I had the bright idea to try and give up cursing for 40 days (hey, now that Lent’s over…). I don’t think it’s working so far, but I’d really like to cut it down. Interestingly, Gene has become a total sailor since we left Cheesecake City. I blame it on that jackass Ron White<\/a>. We’ve felt comfortable cursing in front of\u00a0the boy\u00a0for a few months now, but it really seems to have gotten out of hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" is the time when everyone leaves me the fuck alone. The boys are at a doubleheader movie. Blanche continues to stay in good health – we went to lunch with Blanche, SIL and nephew (and what is expected to be Nephew #2, In utero). And now I’m all by myself. OMG. In a hotel room….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-sweet-things-my-husband-has-done","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}