{"id":550,"date":"2006-05-02T01:42:01","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T01:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/02\/been-caught-stealing\/"},"modified":"2006-05-02T01:42:01","modified_gmt":"2006-05-02T01:42:01","slug":"been-caught-stealing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=550","title":{"rendered":"Been Caught Stealing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stolen from another blog…\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

A is for Age<\/strong> – 29 years, 1 month, 9(?) days.
\nB is for Booze<\/strong> – Apple martinis. I am such a girl about booze.
\nC is for Cookie you crave<\/strong> – Homemade chocolate chip. Yanno, from the break n’ bake pack!
\nD is for Dating tip you’d give your son or daughter<\/strong> – I tell Betty not to marry the first cute dog to smell her rear. (Of course, for a human child, the rule is, you knock up a girl or come home knocked up, I will really, really make you regret it)
\nE is for Essential items to bring to a party<\/strong> – Jeebus, a party???
\nF is for Favorite song at the momen<\/strong>t – I have Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode on repeat in the car. I think my entire family can’t wait until I’m over that one.
\nG is for Goof off thing to do <\/strong>– play Zuma
\nH is for Hometown<\/strong> – Indianapolis, IN
\nI is for Instrument you play<\/strong> – While it is exceptionally tempting to say “mouth organ”, my mother reads this blog.
\nJ is for Jam or Jelly you like<\/strong> – The purple kind
\nK is for Kids<\/strong> – Just the beagles
\nL is for Living arrangement<\/strong> – Living with my husband and two rotten beagles, plus the boy on alternating weekends.
\nM is for Mom\u2019s name<\/strong> – Darlene. And to really torture her, if I have a girl I’m going to threaten to name her Frances Pearl, after the middle names both of her grandmas hate for themselves.
\nN is for Name of first crush – <\/strong>Herrrmmmm…
\nO is for Overexposed celebrity? – <\/strong>Fucking Tom Cruise. Grumble grumble grumble
\nP is for Phobias<\/strong> – Left-hand turns not at stop lights, stores that are about to close for the day.
\nQ is for Quote you like<\/strong> – “I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do!” – Joe Walsh of the Eagles (“Life’s Been Good”)
\nR is for Relationship that lasted longest<\/strong> – Gene. Go me! It’ll be 10 years this December that we first IM’d.
\nS is for Siblings<\/strong> – My baby brother Macauley\/Bill.
\nT is for Texas, ever been?<\/strong> – Yeah! We went to Dallas\/Arlington junior year spring break. We saw the Dallas house (how the hell did we find that?), like from the TV show.
\nU is for Unique trait<\/strong> – There is absolutely nothing unique about me. OK, fine, I refuse to pay full price for Pepsi or toilet paper. So there.
\nV if for Vegetable you love<\/strong> – Green beans, Yankee style (or raw, per my mother in law)
\nW is for Worst trait<\/strong> – I am always, always the first one to laugh at myself, to the point of meanness. Try being the weird one in a classroom full of nerds and you’ll learn to do it, too.
\nX – is for Xtra Credit, did you ever do it in school? <\/strong>– If it was in a class that I liked, yes.<\/p>\n

Y is for Yummy food you make<\/strong> – Coney dogs, stuffed green peppers, pork tenderloin, banana bread, break n’ bake cookies
\nZ is for Zodiac sign<\/strong> – Aries<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stolen from another blog…\u00a0 A is for Age – 29 years, 1 month, 9(?) days. B is for Booze – Apple martinis. I am such a girl about booze. C is for Cookie you crave – Homemade chocolate chip. Yanno, from the break n’ bake pack! D is for Dating tip you’d give your son…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}