{"id":554,"date":"2006-05-17T22:42:11","date_gmt":"2006-05-17T22:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/17\/vacation-all-i-ever-wantedday-one-saturday\/"},"modified":"2006-05-17T22:42:11","modified_gmt":"2006-05-17T22:42:11","slug":"vacation-all-i-ever-wantedday-one-saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=554","title":{"rendered":"Vacation, all I ever wanted&#8230;Day One (Saturday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That is to say, the first Saturday of vacation.<\/p>\n<p>The previous day, we retrieved the boy from his mom&#8217;s house. She packed for him again. While she&#8217;s not my favorite person, I cannot tell you all how much of a luxury it is to not have to worry about finding an entire week&#8217;s worth of clothes for the boy.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this enabled us to leave for the beach extra early on Saturday. As in, we were tooling down the main road of our subdivision by 6:45 AM. (YES, AM). On the brighter side, this eventually meant we hit the beach by noon. Well, the beach house anyway. And this beach house, yea it was phat. OMG, yes. With a PH. Indeeeeeedy. 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, kitchen with stainless steel appliances, big deck that leads (after only a minor Bhataan Death March) to the ocean. We get inside the house and informally assign bedrooms (Gene and I nabbed the bedroom with the canopy bed and the deck w\/ hot tub, ha ha ha), and, practically crazed with our good fortune, realize that the rest of our par-tay hasn&#8217;t arrived.<\/p>\n<p>(They were coming from Ohio, which is only 12 hours further than Cheesecake City).<\/p>\n<p>We unpacked and figured out the hot tub. Gene and I even got in, although it was coooold because it hadn&#8217;t been turned on in nearly a week. After a relaxing soak, we hit a restaurant called the Crab Shack (no relation to Joe&#8217;s) for dinner. The boys split the &#8220;Sampler Platter for 2&#8221;, but I think the menu writer left off the word &#8220;Armies&#8221; because it was a serious amount of food. I stuck w\/ boiled shrimp and stealing some of the boys food when they weren&#8217;t looking. The restaurant was smack dab on the water and the most interesting feature was that the restaurant was full of cats. Did you know: Not even seafood crazed cats will eat crawfish.<\/p>\n<p>Then, a return to the house and the hot tub, which was hot and bubbly. Mmmm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That is to say, the first Saturday of vacation. The previous day, we retrieved the boy from his mom&#8217;s house. She packed for him again. While she&#8217;s not my favorite person, I cannot tell you all how much of a luxury it is to not have to worry about finding an entire week&#8217;s worth of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-family","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}