{"id":556,"date":"2006-05-18T10:52:21","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T10:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/18\/julie-asks\/"},"modified":"2006-05-18T10:52:21","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T10:52:21","slug":"julie-asks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"Julie asks&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why didn&#39;t the Ohio gang just stay at our house?<br \/>\nThat was actually the original plan, but it proved to be unfeasible for a # of reasons:<\/p>\n<p>1) I realized I&#39;d have to clean the house (including bathrooms)<\/p>\n<p>2) Not enough beds (the boy&#39;s room is upstairs and I didn&#39;t want Blanche to have to go up stairs) and not enough sheets<\/p>\n<p>My theory: this is why we have Marriott points, to get me out of having to clean the house shortly before leaving on vacation. I&#39;m embarassed to admit it, but between the two weeklong trips in a month and the cold I&#39;ve caught, cleaning has really gone to the bottom of my list of things to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why didn&#39;t the Ohio gang just stay at our house? That was actually the original plan, but it proved to be unfeasible for a # of reasons: 1) I realized I&#39;d have to clean the house (including bathrooms) 2) Not enough beds (the boy&#39;s room is upstairs and I didn&#39;t want Blanche to have to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-family","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}