{"id":557,"date":"2006-05-19T00:17:15","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T00:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/19\/vacation-all-i-ever-wantedday-three-monday\/"},"modified":"2006-05-19T00:17:15","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T00:17:15","slug":"vacation-all-i-ever-wantedday-three-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=557","title":{"rendered":"Vacation, all I ever wanted&#8230;Day Three (Monday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is where it all gets a little fuzzy. Was it Monday or Tuesday that I went to bed at midnight and woke up around 11 in the morning? What day did we go to <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unclebubbasoysterhouse.com\/\">Uncle Bubba&#39;s Oyster House<\/a>? It was the same day we went to Olde Savannah, but what day was it?<\/p>\n<p>I really, truly fucking love vacations. I love the staying up late (and not staying up late so I could finish folding laundry or websurfing), I love the getting up egregiously late (I did the whole sleeping until 9 AM or later thing at least twice).<\/p>\n<p>So for the sake of argument, let&#39;s just say that Monday was the day I did all of the above. I remember eating seafood au gratin at a seafood restaurant in Old Savannah and then being miserably full all the way back to the beach house, and inwardly cringing when BIL said &quot;Hey, let&#39;s go to Uncle Bubba&#39;s tonight!&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is where it all gets a little fuzzy. Was it Monday or Tuesday that I went to bed at midnight and woke up around 11 in the morning? What day did we go to Uncle Bubba&#39;s Oyster House? It was the same day we went to Olde Savannah, but what day was it? I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-family","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}