{"id":564,"date":"2006-05-28T13:38:28","date_gmt":"2006-05-28T13:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/28\/waaaaait-for-it\/"},"modified":"2006-05-28T13:38:28","modified_gmt":"2006-05-28T13:38:28","slug":"waaaaait-for-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=564","title":{"rendered":"waaaaait for it&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sky.com\/showbiz\/article\/0,,50001-1222900,00.html\">this<\/a>&nbsp;article thanks to Dave Barry&#39;s blog. The part I find the most disturbing&#8230;hmm. Actually, there are two parts that bug me: 1) the dopey poem Britney wrote (I mean, it doesn&#39;t rhyme &#8211; surely she doesn&#39;t consider herself a master of non-rhyming poetry?) 2) That she was apparently able to post it to her website at all.<\/p>\n<p>Does this mean that she is more comfortable using (for instance) FrontPage than <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.celebrity-babies.com\/2006\/05\/oops_she_did_it.html\">using her kid&#39;s carseat?<\/a>&nbsp;Yes, yes, I know. Gene calls me a &quot;hata&quot; too (hate-er). IMHO, if some (other) crackwhore did this, I&#39;d be OK to hate but I can&#39;t be&#8230;troubled (?)&#8230;by this one? Seriously&#8230;car flips over&#8230;now what?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this&nbsp;article thanks to Dave Barry&#39;s blog. The part I find the most disturbing&#8230;hmm. Actually, there are two parts that bug me: 1) the dopey poem Britney wrote (I mean, it doesn&#39;t rhyme &#8211; surely she doesn&#39;t consider herself a master of non-rhyming poetry?) 2) That she was apparently able to post it to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-thats-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}