{"id":572,"date":"2006-06-03T01:58:11","date_gmt":"2006-06-03T01:58:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/06\/03\/babydreaming\/"},"modified":"2006-06-03T01:58:11","modified_gmt":"2006-06-03T01:58:11","slug":"babydreaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"Babydreaming…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had the most awesome dream Wednesday night. Plan B had finally…err…come to fruition (I have to speak about it in euphemisms because I don't think I'll ever have a child, anymore than I ever thought I'd graduate college or get married or build a house or any of it) and I was alone trying to take care of him. (In my dream – as in probable reality – I had a son. Even called him by name in the dream, but I don't remember what it is). All I really remember was the kid would not stop pooping. And for some reason I didn't have a car seat. We were in the house in my dream but for some reason I was totally freaked out about not having a carseat.<\/p>\n

OMfG…In my baby dream I was Britney Spears.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had the most awesome dream Wednesday night. Plan B had finally…err…come to fruition (I have to speak about it in euphemisms because I don't think I'll ever have a child, anymore than I ever thought I'd graduate college or get married or build a house or any of it) and I was alone trying…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,13,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-dreaming","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}