{"id":577,"date":"2006-06-03T14:34:13","date_gmt":"2006-06-03T14:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/06\/03\/but-i-dont-even-like-beer\/"},"modified":"2006-06-03T14:34:13","modified_gmt":"2006-06-03T14:34:13","slug":"but-i-dont-even-like-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=577","title":{"rendered":"But I don&#8217;t even like beer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" align=\"center\" width=\"350\" cellPadding=\"2\" cellSpacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td bgColor=\"#dddddd\" align=\"center\"><font face=\"Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif\"><strong>You Are Barney<\/strong> <\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgColor=\"#eeeeee\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" src=\"http:\/\/images.blogthings.com\/thesimpsonspersonalitytest\/barney.jpg\" height=\"100\" \/><font color=\"#000000\">You could have been an intellectual leader&#8230;Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer<\/p>\n<p>You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps<\/p>\n<p>Your life philosophy: &#8220;There&#8217;s nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/thesimpsonspersonalitytest\/\">The Simpsons Personality Test<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader&#8230;Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: &#8220;There&#8217;s nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem.&#8221; The Simpsons Personality Test<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-ha","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}