{"id":578,"date":"2006-06-03T18:49:26","date_gmt":"2006-06-03T18:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/06\/03\/sorry-for-the-junk-posts\/"},"modified":"2006-06-03T18:49:26","modified_gmt":"2006-06-03T18:49:26","slug":"sorry-for-the-junk-posts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=578","title":{"rendered":"Sorry for the junk posts&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I generally feel that a blog made up entirely of &#8220;What Simpsons Character Are You?&#8221; and memes is a dull blog, but that&#8217;s all I got&#8230;sorry. All I&#8217;ve got. I&#8217;m sick again. This is one of those rare days where Gene has outperformed me in the getting stuff done arena. He took the car for an oil change and a car wash, took the dogs to get their nails trimmed and picked up lunch at Arby&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Me, on the other hand&#8230;laptop, Sirius 22, the last hour of The Aviator, lunch, cake. Hmm. If I could pee standing up, I&#8217;m willing to bet this is exactly what it&#8217;s like being a man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I generally feel that a blog made up entirely of &#8220;What Simpsons Character Are You?&#8221; and memes is a dull blog, but that&#8217;s all I got&#8230;sorry. All I&#8217;ve got. I&#8217;m sick again. This is one of those rare days where Gene has outperformed me in the getting stuff done arena. He took the car for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}