Gene is now a lifetime member of the NRA. REALLY!<\/p>\n
We were snuggling in bed with the dogs yesterday when he reminded me I have a small sum of “Fun” money to spend after he bought the most recent firearm (some sort of shotgun that looks like a pistol, I think). And THEN he did the NRA Lifetime Membership stunt. So I told him, Fine, I have that much to spend in “fun” money too. He said, Fine, but it has to be charitable donations to groups and you can only give that much to the groups once. So I said, Fine. I choose the Democratic National Party<\/a>, the National Organization for Women<\/a>, Planned Parenthood<\/a>, the Cheesecake City Public Library system (ha ha, no link — too obvious!) and Eaglesfans.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n He said, Fine, without NOW and Planned Parenthood.<\/p>\n I said, Fine on NOW but Planned Parenthood was the only thing that kept you from Unplanned Parenthood w\/\u00a0HEM ™. For awhile.<\/p>\n He said, True ‘dat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Gene is now a lifetime member of the NRA. REALLY! We were snuggling in bed with the dogs yesterday when he reminded me I have a small sum of “Fun” money to spend after he bought the most recent firearm (some sort of shotgun that looks like a pistol, I think). And THEN he did…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}