{"id":581,"date":"2006-06-07T00:19:27","date_gmt":"2006-06-07T00:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/06\/07\/i-only-wish\/"},"modified":"2006-06-07T00:19:27","modified_gmt":"2006-06-07T00:19:27","slug":"i-only-wish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=581","title":{"rendered":"I only wish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that when I told you all Gene is a lifetime member of the NRA I meant the National Restaurant Association. Hmm. And yeah, the price of it makes me ill. He told me he decided it was more economical than renewing every year for $50 for the next 50 years. My plans to make him a hippie pacifist in his 40s are down the drain. Heh.<\/p>\n<p>I hope he knows that while I consider the Murano to be OUR car, I won&#39;t let him put an NRA bumper sticker on the outside of MY car. No sirree bob!<\/p>\n<p>Nothing much else new. Still one sick bitch. (Hope you&#39;re feeling better, Erin!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that when I told you all Gene is a lifetime member of the NRA I meant the National Restaurant Association. Hmm. And yeah, the price of it makes me ill. He told me he decided it was more economical than renewing every year for $50 for the next 50 years. My plans to make him&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}